Okay, for certain reasons, I have changed my site adress. Now it is www.theweirdandtheweirder.blogspot.com And yes, it will look different. But it is still my blog.
Archive for June, 2011
Today, My Dog woke me up at seven. He jumped onto the bed chewing his squeaky toy and making this noise that sounded like an elephant dying. So I went downstairs to let him out, and the moment I closed the glass door and he was outside, he started giving me this look like, “why did you leave me all alone I want to come back in!” So then I had to let him in. When I did that, he started running around in circles with a toy bear in his mouth until I got dizzy. Then I tried to go back to sleep. I had this weird dream that I was in kindergarten with my sister who’s actually in 3rd grade. And we were taught by this poster of Abraham Lincoln. And then we watched a play about cows who did a ballet and then leaped into a mudhole. I woke up feeling very confused. Right now, Zeppy is lying on the floor as if I killed his heart by not running in circles with him at 7:00 in the morning. He’s a special dog…
Okay, so if you haven’t taken the poll, yet, I can’t help you, because today we’re checking the RESULTS! The Epic Winner of Bear vs. Shark is…SHARK! Congratulations, shark. You have done well. But the bear is still pretty awesome. I mean, it’s a freaking BEAR! how can it NOT be awesome? Okay, here’s my list of awesomness, from most awesome to least awesome.
So, anywho, the Shark will continue into our Epic Tournament, and the Bear will go home. And YOU will continue reading my blog for more info on the next poll.
So tonight, I’m staying up late to write a post about the traveling Broadway preformance of Guys and Dolls because I’m an ACHEIVER! It was…yeah. It went mostly like this:
GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE OH NO POLICE DON’T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND ENGAGED 14 YEARS CHEESECAKE APPLE CIDER CRAPS CUBA SARAH I’M A BELL I HAVE A COLD I WANT TO GET MARRIED GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE OH NO POLICE I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU TOO YAY I HATE YOU DOLLS ARE PRETTY GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE YAY NOW I’M MARRIED OH NO WHY DID I GET MARRIED?
At least that was my interpretation of it. Also, my brother is leaving tomorrow at 4AM with my grandmother to Massachussets. He’s not going to come back until July 3rd. He says he’s going deep sea fishing and he wants to catch a walrus. Maybe he could bring it home and it could live in our bathtub! I would name it Pablo. Pablo the walrus. That has a nice ring to it, right? Remember to take the poll from the last post! Thanks!
I need you guys to get ready…for thge most awesome poll of all time!!!!!! What we’re gonna do here is this: I’m gonna make a poll with a question like Shark vs. Bear, and you people are gonna VOTE and the creature that wins will be used in the next POLL TOURNAMENT! And what IS a poll tournament, you may ask? It’s when I take all the creatures that have one the poll contests and set them against eachother! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE EPIC WINNER! Let the games….BEGIN! Okay, remember, the shark can move as if it’s in water, and the bear can move as if its on land. And for the purpose of time, I’m not gonna say what kind of bear and shark they are. They are both average size. The day after tomorrow I will check the poll and see who won.
You know how I said I went to Madison? Well, n the way back we picked up my grandmother and now she’s staying with us. And yes, we planned this. It’s not like she was hitch-hiking and we just happened to be the ones who picked her up. She’s pretty awesome. Tomorrow, however, we are going to see the play Guys and Dolls. Because it’s apparently one of her favorites. And don’t worry. I am definitely going to write a summary either tomorrow or Wednesday. I’m pretty sure it’s about people who gamble about horses and then they get in trouble with their girlfriends. It’s set in the 1940’s. They didn’t have INTERNET back then!!!!!! Can you imagine a world with no internet??? I’m pretty sure my computer is softly weeping at the thought.